Undeterred at not receiving his invitation to the party (which surely got lost in the mail) he continues his quest for his one true love...


"Mom may need a name tag, but I don't! I'm a legend in my own mind!" 


 I can't talk right now - I'm sharing my lunch with my best friend!"


...until he finally reaches the object of his desire. But alas, she looks away.

"I know Grandma is watching so I'll pretend I like the rice, but the minute she turns away those cookies are gone!" 


"My favorite episode is when Hawk-Eye, Radar, Hot Lips and the whole gang lined up and bid farewell to Colonel Henry Blake. How 'bout you?"